This week’s show starts with a bit of Psychic Q&A, a message from our sponsors at Psychic Balls, followed by Jolly Astrology for the week starting Mon 20 June 2016.
Make sure to keep the questions coming!
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Girl! You better work! On yo’self!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Last week your ideas of fashion were somewhat off the mark; let’s just say flashin’ is not fashion!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
I think you may have come to the realisation, or at least everyone who knows you has, that you have real troubles focusing, and…ummm…oh, did I leave the iron on? Noooo, I don’t iron!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Sometimes they say, it’s all in the delivery, which is really fitting for your new job as a pizza! Wai…used panty delivery person, in Japan…Tokyo. While that may seem odd, who can question the legitimacy of this astrological mumbo jumbo!
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
This week you will question the use of “astrological mumbo jumbo” and wonder if you were unwittingly racist. Hey at least you’re reflecting on something!
Virgo (August 22 – September 22)
You may be nursing a rather large hangover, and a few other random items, from all that punch you drank last week.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Turns out you are SPECIAL…and not in the ways you thought!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
The stars are suggesting you will run in a popularity contest with a certain Donald Trump…and lose! Ouch!
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
So, you can’t dance, no, not talking about the hit TV show, you can’t sing either, in fact, I would suggest that the only thing about you is the way that you walk!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Week in, week out, wax on, wax off…you get me right? You’re smart!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
It’s the age of…wait, no, it’s not, oh well, nothing for you this week, or the next few thousand years!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You will step in gum this week; it will be hard to remove. Maybe try some bi-carb soda; don’t eat it!
You Win! I Rock!