Jolly Astrology – Mon 20 June 2016

Hi folks!

This week’s show starts with a bit of Psychic Q&A, a message from our sponsors at Psychic Balls, followed by Jolly Astrology for the week starting Mon 20 June 2016.

Make sure to keep the questions coming!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Girl! You better work! On yo’self!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Last week your ideas of fashion were somewhat off the mark; let’s just say flashin’ is not fashion!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

I think you may have come to the realisation, or at least everyone who knows you has, that you have real troubles focusing, and…ummm…oh, did I leave the iron on? Noooo, I don’t iron!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sometimes they say, it’s all in the delivery, which is really fitting for your new job as a pizza! Wai…used panty delivery person, in Japan…Tokyo. While that may seem odd, who can question the legitimacy of this astrological mumbo jumbo!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This week you will question the use of “astrological mumbo jumbo” and wonder if you were unwittingly racist. Hey at least you’re reflecting on something!

Virgo (August 22 – September 22)

You may be nursing a rather large hangover, and a few other random items, from all that punch you drank last week.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Turns out you are SPECIAL…and not in the ways you thought!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The stars are suggesting you will run in a popularity contest with a certain Donald Trump…and lose! Ouch!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

So, you can’t dance, no, not talking about the hit TV show, you can’t sing either, in fact, I would suggest that the only thing about you is the way that you walk!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Week in, week out, wax on, wax off…you get me right? You’re smart!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

It’s the age of…wait, no, it’s not, oh well, nothing for you this week, or the next few thousand years!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You will step in gum this week; it will be hard to remove. Maybe try some bi-carb soda; don’t eat it!

You Win! I Rock!
Goodnight Seattle!

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