Jolly Astrology is back baby! This is the first one in about 2 years, so definitely tune in and subscribe to Jolly Astrology on iTunes!
This week’s show has Jolly answering a few questions, followed by Jolly Astrology for the week starting Mon 13 June 2016. If you want to ask Jolly questions, go to Questions for Jolly.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
This week will be the start of something new…and the end of something old. Cool story, I know!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Your ideas of fashion are slowly changing, try to hurry up though as you should be wearing at least something while going out!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Nobody knows why she swallowed a fly, but in all honesty, is it all that important anyway?
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Your door will knock…this will seem odd, as it also answered when you said, “who’s there?!”
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
This week you will fly to the moon, or drive to the…something…yeah, now that I think about it, you probably WON’T fly to the moon, but you may well drive to the shops or something.
Virgo (August 22 – September 22)
The punching bag you bought was a good start; even if you did think that it was a bag for holding that sweet, sweet punch you made for the party!
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
I tell you what…the stars are saying something special for you this week; that or they’re saying you’re SPECIAL…I think that’s good news either way, right?
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You may have big goals this year, but you have an even bigger appendage attached to your forehead.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You can dance if you want to; though I suspect you are both, not all that interested in, or good at dancing. We still love you, or someone does…I guess.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
This week will be much like any other week that this week has not been like. Now if that didn’t make sense, you’re smarter than I gave you credit for.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
This week you will drive you friends and others up the wall…I suggest you wear a seat belt!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You again…you know how this ends ri…
You win! I ROCK!