Jolly Astrology – Mon 13 June 2016

Hi folks!

Jolly Astrology is back baby! This is the first one in about 2 years, so definitely tune in and subscribe to Jolly Astrology on iTunes!

This week’s show has Jolly answering a few questions, followed by Jolly Astrology for the week starting Mon 13 June 2016. If you want to ask Jolly questions, go to Questions for Jolly.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This week will be the start of something new…and the end of something old. Cool story, I know!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your ideas of fashion are slowly changing, try to hurry up though as you should be wearing at least something while going out!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Nobody knows why she swallowed a fly, but in all honesty, is it all that important anyway?

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your door will knock…this will seem odd, as it also answered when you said, “who’s there?!”

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This week you will fly to the moon, or drive to the…something…yeah, now that I think about it, you probably WON’T fly to the moon, but you may well drive to the shops or something.

Virgo (August 22 – September 22)

The punching bag you bought was a good start; even if you did think that it was a bag for holding that sweet, sweet punch you made for the party!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

I tell you what…the stars are saying something special for you this week; that or they’re saying you’re SPECIAL…I think that’s good news either way, right?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You may have big goals this year, but you have an even bigger appendage attached to your forehead.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You can dance if you want to; though I suspect you are both, not all that interested in, or good at dancing. We still love you, or someone does…I guess.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

This week will be much like any other week that this week has not been like. Now if that didn’t make sense, you’re smarter than I gave you credit for.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This week you will drive you friends and others up the wall…I suggest you wear a seat belt!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You again…you know how this ends ri…

You win! I ROCK!
Goodnight Seattle.

4 thoughts on “Jolly Astrology – Mon 13 June 2016

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